[Raven: I’m surprised Jessica agreed to touch Steven’s laundry. Or big band. This is going to be great. [Dove: I hate Steven. Elizabeth is already having her doubts about whether they should meddle in Steven’s love life. They have things that need to go in the box: three letter Es cut from cardboard and covered in gold foil and a note that says “letter by letter, you’ll know better… who admires you.”, The florist is intrigued by this budding (intentional) romance, and so Jessica flat out breaks down the plan: send gifts, send a few more letters of his name, by the time the girl gets the letters and learns his identity, they’ll be madly in love. Cathy gets Steven hired. Elizabeth and Jessica are called up to perform during Stupid Stunts and Pea-Pong ends up being an audience delight, of course. (I will say, a self-serving bet like this actually does make me feel better about the whole matchmaker storyline, at least so far.). That does sound super helpful, to be sure. All of these people tell Steven to try flipping burgers. Because of course she arrives literally as the clock chimes the hour, Jessica talks Janet into taking the money which allows her to lose without losing face, then the Unicorns go upstairs for a meeting. Apparently, he’s been saving up and doing extra work around the house for the last two weeks. During a Unicorn meeting at the Wakefield house, Janet announces that she has somehow gotten her hands on two tickets to see Staying Up with Bob, a new television show that everyone is crazy about. For the hundred and thirty-seventh time... That brand new tradition we've always had, Using her evil powers of scheming for good. The twins get to go to the stupid show, which I don’t really understand, but it involves audience members doing stupid stunts. He’s desperate enough now to take it. Smooth. She’s clearly hoping he’s her secret admirer, and Jessica is well pleased with her plan. Elizabeth stays downstairs a moment before going home, trying to catch her breath, and Jill comes in looking for Joe. Maybe they could even sit on the seat and pretend they were roaring through Sweet Valley. The Party exists. These three are E, D, L. I still don’t understand why they sent the first three letters as all Es what the hell. On Thursday, Steven and Cathy sit together at lunch talking about how Steven asking to get a job started a huge fight with his parents, because they are worried about his grades, the band, and basketball. Cathy wants to know if he can do all those things and work too. He goes to the community pool after school to look for a lifeguard job, but the guy tells him he can’t hire anyone who isn’t certified. 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